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  "If you always do what you've always done . . . you'll always get what you always got. And that can lead to hardening of the attitudes!"

"Humor -- it's not just for clowns anymore!"

Jokes

How do ghosts like their eggs?

What vegetable would you like least on a boat?

What do you call a carrot who talks back?


What kind of fruit do you find on ships?

Where do cantaloupes go for the summer?

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
Why did the jelly roll?

How did the egg cross the road?

What did one pig say to the other in the summer?

What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?

Why was the ice cream lonely?